@TheOnion Naw..he was just redecorating.
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@TheOnion: Returning Parents Can Tell Son Had Huge House Fire Over Weekend http://onion.com/1DcTMTq pic.twitter.com/iKWTvGymmt”
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@TheOnion He also drank all the milk. Rethinking the surprise 33rd birthday party next week.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny should beat his assThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh - so this ISN'T Detroit?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you think lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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