@TheOnion Mt. Olive pickles.
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@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7 pic.twitter.com/im2NWA2fOK” take notes, Buzzfeed.
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@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7 pic.twitter.com/mtM1FfYqFG” Finally a list that makes sense
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@TheOnion@VaPriestess Prego tech support kept me on hold for two hours. They never could tell me how to open that jar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cc @spookybebiendoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Simplest method: insert the flat blade of a screwdriver between the neck of the jar & the lid; lift slightly until air escapes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion goddamn liar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7 pic.twitter.com/GjdSttBTMd”@I_loOove_dogs
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I expected better from
@TheOnion. This is more of a@ClickHole story, tbh...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't get the three-cheese thing, tastes same as triple order of one cheeseThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7 pic.twitter.com/4vafAuyv4R”@itsjustSGbaby story of my lifeee
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@TheOnion@_VyAwesome Haha, just 2 tweets above your last one in my timeline about the jars, Vy, Co-inky-dinky.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I had this issue last night with a jar of minced garlic from Pampa, TX.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I can relate - RT
@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7 pic.twitter.com/Y2eOJHMcv3#scleroderma
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@TheOnion Huh, Prego Three Cheese. Never seen that before.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not a jar, but i had to use needle-nose pliers to open a bottle of diet dr. pepper yesterday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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