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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Dec 2014

    Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7 pic.twitter.com/GXJQqWKdHS

    11:23 AM - 9 Dec 2014
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    20 replies 151 retweets 220 likes
      1. Dennis Cornetta‏ @DennisCornetta 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Mt. Olive pickles.

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      1. 12 DAYS UNTIL ELECTION DAY‏ @PenBagano 9 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7  pic.twitter.com/im2NWA2fOK” take notes, Buzzfeed.

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      1. Abby Cost‏ @abby_cost 9 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7  pic.twitter.com/mtM1FfYqFG” Finally a list that makes sense

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      1. Tom Derandere‏ @TTDerandere 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @VaPriestess Prego tech support kept me on hold for two hours. They never could tell me how to open that jar.

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      1. Vincent Barone‏Verified account @vinbarone 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion cc @spookybebiendo

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      1. Bernard Kelly‏ @Zeichenstift 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Simplest method: insert the flat blade of a screwdriver between the neck of the jar & the lid; lift slightly until air escapes.

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      1. Henster‏ @Soft_Serve 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion goddamn liar.

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      1. Double Cup Sup‏ @DanSanchez1869 9 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7  pic.twitter.com/GjdSttBTMd” @I_loOove_dogs

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      1. Doug Jack O'Lantern's Son‏ @Easy_Tyger 9 Dec 2014
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        I expected better from @TheOnion. This is more of a @ClickHole story, tbh...

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      1. Ken Schauer‏ @nomelake 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion don't get the three-cheese thing, tastes same as triple order of one cheese

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      1. Maggie Farley‏ @Maggie_farley 9 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7  pic.twitter.com/4vafAuyv4R” @itsjustSGbaby story of my lifeee 🙈

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      1. Ro_S‏ @Woop_x3 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @_VyAwesome Haha, just 2 tweets above your last one in my timeline about the jars, Vy, Co-inky-dinky.

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      1. BLAKE PLACID: THE FINAL CHAPTER‏ @LostinOsmosis 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I had this issue last night with a jar of minced garlic from Pampa, TX.

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      1. Karen Vasquez‏ @KarenOVasquez 9 Dec 2014
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        I can relate - RT @TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7  pic.twitter.com/Y2eOJHMcv3 #scleroderma

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      1. Katana McGee‏ @xJaWilson 9 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Jars We Had To Ask For Help Opening In 2014 http://onion.com/1qqB6d7  pic.twitter.com/OKrMg9cRLZ” @MillichMyDick

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      1. Slothy McSloth Sloth‏ @smcslothsloth 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Huh, Prego Three Cheese. Never seen that before.

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      1. shanna‏ @evrlngfoo 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion not a jar, but i had to use needle-nose pliers to open a bottle of diet dr. pepper yesterday.

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      1. Κyana Pendleton‏ @kyanapendleton 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion oh

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      1. Bobert Mackingen‏ @Krishnastarz 9 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion hehe

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