@TheOnion @mackborders this is brent omg
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Slightly obsessed with
@TheOnion : In Focus: Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus http://onion.com/1vxF5Ap pic.twitter.com/ObZrJUh88X”
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@TheOnion Oh my god!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's a miracleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I do attend a 12step group for premature ejaculators,but I always leave earlyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not fair...where'd you cum up with that shit? AA encourages belief in higher power.Brain washing?-maybe ur brain needs washingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Jesus take the wheel, I'm drinking tonight!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus http://onion.com/1vxF5Ap pic.twitter.com/Ik0ihvtVcm” doesn't seem possible.
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus http://onion.com/1vxF5Ap pic.twitter.com/lF4CVeR7Gi”@tbags5@tim_lebold
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Man Somehow Overcomes Alcoholism Without Jesus http://onion.com/1vxF5Ap pic.twitter.com/9QnOxUFA3M”//Insólito! Hahahaha! XD
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@TheOnion LOL...everything is funny to someone. It's a comedy site little orphan AnnieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion by taking up crack.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I got no recognition for doing that, I didn't even go to AAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion haha that's funny because most alcoholics just lack willpower right? Good stuff.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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