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@TheOnion Asked to expand on that, she said, "Give me a kiss."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hopefully she lives long enough to see#Japan conquered by#GloriousChina. Won't be long.#5YearPlanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nothing like being at the top! However long!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Title goreThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion Ya know, she could probably get out of that wheelchair and stomp on their graves if she wanted to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there! that is what would happen if a cynic lived the longest out of everybody. too funny. good ideaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its good to have goals.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion GREAT SOUL --- GOD BLESS U HEAVEN AMEN --Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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