LOL... “@TheOnion: Alarming New Adult Trend ‘Plateauing In Your Career And Relationship’ Sweeps Nation http://onion.com/1z08yb3 ”
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@TheOnion Ouch, this one hurt guys. It really, really hurt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If I had known then what I... wait, what was I saying? Oh well Just wish I was resting on my laurels, instead of sliding on my assThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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