@TheOnion "Sieze the dick"...
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@TheOnion more like carpel tunnel amirite huehuehue - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@Brozephh@almightlylo @ThemichaeldrakeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe he mistranslated "diem"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 'Carpe Diem,' Says Man Who Spent Previous Day Masturbating In Darkened Room http://onion.com/1CZ6O77 pic.twitter.com/cw5l6ER4SU”


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@TheOnion @finkowska that IS how you carpe the diem.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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