Damn “@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://onion.com/1tTGHEU pic.twitter.com/4ig2vM1WmN”
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Damn “@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://onion.com/1tTGHEU pic.twitter.com/4ig2vM1WmN”
“@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://onion.com/1tTGHEU pic.twitter.com/1KcPKXFBPc”



.@TheOnion Yeah, this would be me, I'm afraid. Poor man would starve without me, and then who would feed the dogs?http://onion.com/1tTGHEU
@TheOnion this wasn't funny holy shit my heart hurts now.
@TheOnion Make a man a sammich....? Teach a man to cook....?
@TheOnion I want a cute little Italian Grandma:(
@TheOnion my mom paid months worth of bills the day before she died so my dad didn't have to. #womendoingeverythingevenindeath
@TheOnion Now THAT'S a good woman!
Practical #FoodStorage: “@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away"http://onion.com/1tTGHEU
“@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://onion.com/1tTGHEU pic.twitter.com/HcvNmqBDHr” Love!
@TheOnion Clearly, knowing how to set a VCR clock is no measure of a person's wisdom.
@TheOnion So very sad,in so many ways!!!
@TheOnion @BernardKeane 'while' she is passed? Is she coming back? Poor choice of words.
@TheOnion So glad I have one like this, the last one almost beat me to death.
@TheOnion I could actually believe this happened and that is happening more often these days with your headlines.
“@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away-Kendel agrees this will be us...
@TheOnion funny sad and oddly sweet
@TheOnion is she planning on coming back
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