“@TheOnion: This Week Last Year | Report: Everyone Starting New Exciting Stage Of Life Except You http://onion.com/1tTCJfw " @ericwagers
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@AlamanderJ@TheOnion But I just started a new job! -
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@ericwagers you are now on the righteous path, my friend!
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@TheOnion Onion, you are KILLING it today.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Feeling left out!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ouch. Hitting close to home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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