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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Dec 2014

    Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures http://onion.com/1AvaN6r pic.twitter.com/xd3XmPU4ba

    10:00 AM - 5 Dec 2014
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    22 replies 696 retweets 807 likes
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      2. Michael J. O'Loughlin‏Verified account @MikeOLoughlin 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love “@TheOnion: Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures http://onion.com/1AvaN6r  pic.twitter.com/BLYRXCFIL8”

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      2. Nana Chicago‏ @NanaChicago1 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures http://onion.com/1AvaN6r  pic.twitter.com/vBItNYQMyR”

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      3. Nana Chicago‏ @NanaChicago1 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @NanaChicago1

        @TheOnion Best laugh I've had in some time!

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      1. Jeffrey1‏ @Jeffrey1Brooks 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Yes and in the process "Found" hundreds of millions of $$$$. I going to look for our nativity scene with great hopes.

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      2. Ryan Hardy‏ @theryanhardy 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @polkadoterin

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      1. jactherippert‏ @jacrippert 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion Finds concert t shirt from 1987 #DefLeppard

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      1. Jane Laitinen‏ @LaitinenJane 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion LMAO

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      1. Phil James‏ @phildavejim 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion #pontiff #blasphemy #ftw

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      1. Lissy Rivera‏ @yasminlra 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion This is an extraordinary human being

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      1. Jay Studer‏ @jaylstuder 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @lindsay_studer

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      1. Kers‏ @ItsKersiTime 5 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures http://onion.com/1AvaN6r  pic.twitter.com/9q5H4uDO3u”

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      2. Warm ONE1‏ @warmone2 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CommonCormorant Religion of man has made a mess of the Church of Christ 325 AD. Christ lives and is here. Repent ASAP End?

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      3. Galapagos Flightless Cormorant‏ @CommonCormorant 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @warmone2

        Shut up you vile cunt > @warmone2 ← #Stupidismist Hateful troll, too.

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      1. Maja Zonjić‏ @majazonjic 5 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoever wrote this is a genius. MT"@TheOnion Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Nativity Scene Figures http://onion.com/1AvaN6r "

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion OMG! Funny thing is, I see the scenes in my head. Let's let the pope read this. @Pontifex

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 5 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion He looks a bit cross to me

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