@TheOnion But they still trail internet porn, the TV, the neighbors cat, and the neighbor herself.
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@TheOnion: Man’s Family Rises To Record-High Fourth Priority http://onion.com/1AuDm3Q pic.twitter.com/zOrqESUOg3” jesus...
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@TheOnion: Man’s Family Rises To Record-High Fourth Priority http://onion.com/1AuDm3Q pic.twitter.com/EsXXg6SOCw” GASP
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@TheOnion Men really can have it all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmao wtfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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