.@TheOnion NEW YORK, i can't breathepic.twitter.com/d958AysQ77
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@TheOnion just think how things would be different if people would just obey, put their hands behind their back and TRUST in the system
@TheOnion @hbryant42 its a hard knock life.
“@TheOnion: Police Officer Demonstrates Proper Technique For Subduing Grand Jury http://onion.com/1w4ibHK ” @JPPOWER2
@TheOnion it starts with a handshake and an offer to buy dinner....
@TheOnion Yup... police have been getting a bad rap...er rep recently. We've had our share here in Montreal...
@TheOnion choke out?
@TheOnion too soon!!!
“@TheOnion: Police Officer Demonstrates Proper Technique For Subduing Grand Jury http://onion.com/1w4ibHK ” @twist_it_tea #CheckTheTechnique
“@TheOnion: Police Officer Demonstrates Proper Technique For Subduing Grand Jury http://onion.com/1w4ibHK ” <-- Brilliant, funny & sad.
@TicketRadio @TheOnion I just saw a dude holding up a sign behind Micheal Irvin, while they were live on set of TNF, that said "REGONK"....
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