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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Dec 2014

    James Bond Fans Concerned After Learning New Film’s Shooting Locations All In New Hampshire http://onion.com/1AnR4VX pic.twitter.com/S9lkXezToZ

    1:26 PM - 4 Dec 2014
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      1. Booooo of your dreams‏ @the_wyman 4 Dec 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @stephenrhoffman "Live Free or Die Another Day"

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      1. Emily‏ @emilishia 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @bluberrycoldtoe

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      1. Stingray ☯️‏ @Stingray_travel 4 Dec 2014
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        @HMSSweblog “@TheOnion: James Bond Fans Concerned After Learning New Film’s Shooting Locations All In New Hampshirehttp://onion.com/1AnR4VX 

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      1. Adam Goldstein‏ @A_H_Goldstein 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion cc ^^ @Stphn_Lacey

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      1. Pat Callaghan‏Verified account @PatCallaghan6 4 Dec 2014
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        .@TheOnion Live Free or Let Die? Should be a thriller.

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      1. pumpkin spice beardo‏ @whatdoesthisdo 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @Ketamine_Stalin clearly someone at MGM/UA is listening

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      1. Shumway Marshall‏ @thewayofshum 4 Dec 2014
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        @nedatsea @TheOnion "Live Free or Die" would make a great title for a Bond film.

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      2. Mike Weston‏ @jmweston 4 Dec 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Bond Fans Concerned After Learning New Film’s Locations All In New Hampshire http://onion.com/1AnR4VX  pic.twitter.com/9VR8h6NyOS” #wow

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      1. Edward KC‏ @californiaconn1 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion dude

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      1. David Milliken‏ @DavidMilliken 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion New Hampshire gets new state motto: Shaken Not Stirred

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      1. Good times ahead!‏ @Lucaswb03 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion I grew up in Hillsborough and s Washington...Right near The FP Homestead!

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      1. Ross Hodapp‏ @ishamyyl 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion he's gonna get married again isn't he

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      1. Just Hot Bikini‏ @james1wrv 4 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion @MTV #bestsurvivor hottest SURVIVOR star dancing drunk in bikini. Perfect butt, feet, legs.http://youtu.be/hVfn1BHlu8Y 

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      1. Robert David Sullivan‏ @RobertDSullivan 4 Dec 2014
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        Fort Knox, #Pumpkinfest, what's the dif? MT @TheOnion Bond Fans Concerned After Learning New Film’s Shooting In NHhttp://onion.com/1AnR4VX 

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