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@TheOnion@beyonceshouse this is literally so mind numbingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LOL!!
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@TheOnion: Disheartened Man Expected At Least One Text While Checking Phone After Flight" Me at the end of a schooldayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CoolHahnLuke@TheOnion SO fkn real
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Ha! This was me except it was "relieved" man... RT
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@TheOnion it's like a story about meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is all too real!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've been there
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@TheOnion she is so stupid :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Disheartened Man Expected At Least One Text While Checking Phone After Flight .. Me, tomorrow, except I'm not a man lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sierrabarter LOL... @GoodJujuNYC. Yo, Sierra! You gots to follow me at my new handle.@PVDLadyProject +@ladyprojectorg, too. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion welcome to the club, chiefThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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