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@TheOnion: Stressed-Out CVS Back To Selling Cigarettes After Only 3 Months http://onion.com/1w2hQFs pic.twitter.com/M8mzdrScnM
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@TheOnion @AndrewVieraa OKAY CVS.
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@TheOnion @COACHELLAEVENTS Serious? I SHOP @riteaid ANYWAYS.
@TheOnion @whycherrywhy Why don't you try selling decent (not Big Tobac) #Ecigs, that should quell your conscience - and limit harm. Bingo!
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