@TheOnion @jaredburgin I saw this on Facebook and I lol'd
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Too close to home


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@TheOnion@JohnJHarwood I've seen that but was opinionated and everyone knew it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Employee should join a union.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is really on a roll! > "Employee Wishes He Had Enough Job Security To Voice Opinion http://onion.com/1rThyz7 pic.twitter.com/PR12OHKMBN”
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@TheOnion@TherealTaraji is no such thing as#jobsecurity Make your own#security 8 PM Eastern 12/3 http://bit.ly/1qE9Y57copy 1-605-562-0020Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Ánimo, Godínez! “
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@theonion BRAND NEW EPIC EPISODE OUT TODAY ^Frank Rancis http://thepurplegrandprix.blog.com/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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