@TheOnion @SusanRicker LOL! I laughed.
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@TheOnion well, she only has two handsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - ha,ha ! ( Tough, deal with it ! )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@trancer01 “@TheOnion: In Focus: "It's all about priorities." http://onion.com/1ykqHRJ pic.twitter.com/bWATPmTAS1”
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@TheOnion that's literally the plot to The BabadookThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why don't she just eat an onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sheryl Marie Vos will be in trouble when she faces JESUS .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why not masturbate on the job.when I was young my teacher use to put me under her desk and feed me goodies in return for caressThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@PirateWench@TheOnion well alrightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can help u w ur problem. Watch my show for solutions: "The Dr Zaius Show" on ABC @ 1pm!!pic.twitter.com/BuWafQNlBM
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@TheOnion Hire An Assistant? I can help.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get some love eggs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @cynical_0ne difficult for the ladies, guys just need 2 minutes and a bathroom stall that locks. Can you say paid 10 min break.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I guess she just have to hire someone. there's a lot of idle hands out there. HA HA...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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