@TheOnion Too bad they don't develop a breathalyzer to measure stupidity before some people talk.
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@TheOnion Goes out the window when it becomes legal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a lot of people still don't understand you are a satirical news source do they? -
@YouveGotTheJROD@TheOnion American Voices posts are actually real stories -
@FortKnott@TheOnion those people look eerily similar
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@TheOnion could've fooled meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just hand them a sandwich ,chips and a pie and see how fast they eat itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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