@TheOnion No mention of her sidekick "Thrush"?
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Radioactive Yeast Infection Transforms Local Woman into Superpowered Crimefighter”@RyanStegman we can use her, too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally! A use for#radioactive by-products! Tell Iran's Mullahs! TRexThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who pees her panties when a man on the street says "hello beautiful" to her.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hella#firecrotch too, and apparently not jus bcs she's a#redhead
Take note @GingerProblems -we've got another ginger superheroThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is her arch nemesis Vagisil Woman?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Her superpower you ask? The ability to bake bread in her vag in record time!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion PMS Avenger. She can work 4 days a month.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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She can also bleed for 5 days w/out dying. //
@TheOnion: Radioactive Yeast Infection Transforms Woman into Superherohttp://onion.com/1yHoQqbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but what about garlic man!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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