@TheOnion Bitches better have the money.pic.twitter.com/fWwyfCfNRj
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@TheOnion You touch my samoas I fuckin keel you
@TheOnion Great, now I can just say, "Thanks, but I already bought some online."
GOOD! I'm tired of those pushy little cunts knocking on my door. @TheOnion
@TheOnion The Onion Announces It’s for Sale, Then Admits: It Was All a Joke!http://budfoxnews.com/2014/11/17/the-onion-announces-its-for-sale-then-admits-it-was-all-a-joke/ …
@TheOnion lazy. they'll all be looking like Cartman in no time.
@TheOnion How are you doing?
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