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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Nov 2014

    In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey http://onion.com/1zv4crf pic.twitter.com/7lhwJsEkBA

    9:30 AM - 27 Nov 2014
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    • Алексей Филинов Carol Kean Andrea Morin spooky egg 🧟‍♀️ Ria secure, contain, protect Samantha L. Joseph Didik Gemes Aunt Bee
    32 replies 632 retweets 615 likes
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      2. Dw@yne  🛩 ♻️ 📈 💵 💰 🧠 🤔‏ @iamdwayne4real 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @rockcenternyc @vegan Put an oversized #organic #vegetable there instead.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. BOBO Salish‏ @BoboSalish 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @iamdwayne4real

        @iamdwayne4real @TheOnion @rockcenternyc @vegan OUTSTANDING comeback

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      1. Brandt Hamilton‏ @BrandtHamilton 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey http://onion.com/1zv4crf  pic.twitter.com/e83KZok6ho” real

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      2. Patty Shenker‏ @Pattyshenker 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This makes me sick! Objectifying a living being like this is disgusting!

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      3. JonScoff‏ @JonScoff 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @Pattyshenker

        @Pattyshenker @TheOnion I must admit that I'm curious as the whether or not you know this is a joke by a parody news service account....?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Patty Shenker‏ @Pattyshenker 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @JonScoff

        @jonainscough @TheOnion jon- out on my walk, i realized it & felt so stupid. I am such a sucker! So as you can guess, i think it's brilliant

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      5. JonScoff‏ @JonScoff 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @Pattyshenker

        @Pattyshenker @TheOnion don't you worry. I think we all find @TheOnion by first being wrongly outraged and making arses of ourselves!! Ha..

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Prodigerli‏ @Prodigerli 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion imagine being the crowd on the right side with that angle :/

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      1. Êkhố‏ @SoyEkho 1 Dec 2014
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        @TheOnion One more cultural achievement!

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      1. lowey‏ @mickeygirllowey 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion oh my god

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      1. Mitchell Dangremond‏ @mdangremond 27 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Thousands Gather For Stuffing Of Giant Rockefeller Center Turkey http://onion.com/1zv4crf  pic.twitter.com/9IWMH5fzf8”

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      1. George‏ @AtheistReb 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This is Photoshopped. The tree is really there. still very funny though.

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      1. Rob Mank‏ @robmankla 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion this one's tastierpic.twitter.com/JosAIE29tz

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      1.  🗿‏ @ttsocb5 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK That's just fowl.

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      2. Sharon Dennis‏ @sddphoto 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion do they serve that with a flatbed pool filled w cranberry

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      3. Catherine R Brickell‏ @catrbrickell 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @sddphoto

        @sddphoto @TheOnion "pool filled w cranberry" new holiday tradition, I'm in!

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      1. adrienne Pope‏ @PopeAdrienne 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Great photo.....Can't be sure if it's a float or a digital picture!

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      1. Cj Collier‏ @Panthers0035 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion That is one big ass turkey! How are they going to cook the big ass thing!?

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      1. Christopher Whorf‏ @BajaBenny 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @chrislhayes Pretty much says it all!

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