“@TheOnion:Obama Outlines Moral, PhilosophicalJustifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud pic.twitter.com/4dnE8NHR6m”@MrAndersonGov
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“@TheOnion:Obama Outlines Moral, PhilosophicalJustifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud pic.twitter.com/4dnE8NHR6m”@MrAndersonGov
BREAKING NEWS RT @stades44: @TheOnion:Obama Outlines Moral, PhilosophicalJustifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud
@TheOnion I heard 40 million turkey cry out, and then silence...
@TheOnion ObamaTurkey.
“@TheOnion: Obama Outlines Moral Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud pic.twitter.com/zn04HWza8H” <~ #priceless
@TheOnion See, this is an Onion article but I swear to God it was also a ten minute rant on Fox News this morning #DadHadTheRemote
@TheOnion check My Numbers Monkey And Who Really is Your Dad Bitch..
@TheOnion Tell That Boney Monkey I Made Him Look That Way. AN OUNCE OF FAT BITCH AN OUNCE OF FAT
@TheOnion I am Cheese Cause Debra Made Barack A lot of Money..
Assumed real at first glance RT “@TheOnion: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon pic.twitter.com/5oNYDPh7Hm”
“@TheOnion: In Focus: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud pic.twitter.com/96qJwMoZyi” 

@TheOnion IMPEACH them both!!
@TheOnion he definitely chose the wrong one. So many more deserving turkeys.
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