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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 Nov 2014

    In Focus: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud pic.twitter.com/gOxNbjQnoH

    7:30 AM - 27 Nov 2014
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    14 replies 276 retweets 272 likes
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      2. halloween name goes here‏ @stades44 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion:Obama Outlines Moral, PhilosophicalJustifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud  pic.twitter.com/4dnE8NHR6m”@MrAndersonGov

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Erik Anderson‏ @MrAndersonGov 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @stades44

        BREAKING NEWS RT @stades44: @TheOnion:Obama Outlines Moral, PhilosophicalJustifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud 

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Greg Burton‏ @WG_Burton 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I heard 40 million turkey cry out, and then silence...

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      1. Elliot Geno‏ @ElliotGeno 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion ObamaTurkey.

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      1. Eugenio Coronado‏ @ejcoronado 27 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Obama Outlines Moral Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud  pic.twitter.com/zn04HWza8H” <~ #priceless

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      1. Katie is bad at spooky names  🦇 🎃 🕸‏ @krazylykeafox 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion See, this is an Onion article but I swear to God it was also a ten minute rant on Fox News this morning #DadHadTheRemote

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      1. Debra Ann Butler‏ @especialydark1 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion check My Numbers Monkey And Who Really is Your Dad Bitch..

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      1. Debra Ann Butler‏ @especialydark1 27 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Tell That Boney Monkey I Made Him Look That Way. AN OUNCE OF FAT BITCH AN OUNCE OF FAT

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      1. Debra Ann Butler‏ @especialydark1 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I am Cheese Cause Debra Made Barack A lot of Money..

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      1. JH‏ @joshh031 27 Nov 2014
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        Assumed real at first glance RT “@TheOnion: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon pic.twitter.com/5oNYDPh7Hm”

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      1. ᙢᓰᖇᓰᗩᙢ‏ @CradyMiriam 27 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon http://onion.com/1zv0pud  pic.twitter.com/96qJwMoZyi” 🍗🍴

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      1. Rob Turley‏ @Thop923 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Wicked Jade‏ @WickedJade1 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion IMPEACH them both!!

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      1. Matthew Groehl‏ @MattGTweets 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion he definitely chose the wrong one. So many more deserving turkeys.

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