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Perfect Turkey step 1 "Plug it into your USB port & download the necessary drivers" @TheOnion http://onion.com/1ygYmLK pic.twitter.com/0m6i2ftThn
@TheOnion OMG. Is this Howard Stern?
@TheOnion that is terrifying
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@theonion Gentelmans breakfast or lumberjack this morning? Any thoughts? ^Sincerely Frank Rancis
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@TheOnion Don't forget the essential oils with the bubble bath. Have to tenderize the skin.
@TheOnion Funny...I'm doing the exact same things!!
@TheOnion you onion guys are so zany
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