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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2014

    In Focus: 6-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgivinghttp://onion.com/1ygXRkX 

    11:30 AM - 26 Nov 2014
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    • Bella Gray Marcus Jäger ronald mcdonald is a fascist spooky egg 🧟‍♀️ Molly Guthrey Ryan Pickell Joe Pat Dimitri (Mike Jones voice) SPIKE JONZE HAHA
    31 replies 88 retweets 105 likes
      1. Tom Francis‏ @Pentadact 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion This says 6-year-old and is confusing.

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      1. Heath Matthias‏ @HMATTHIAS 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion a 6 year old went to high school?

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      2. AaRoN‏ @aaronFH1729 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion me whenever i go on fb which is why i never do @tawiatapia i see every asshole from last year

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      2. Davis Paine‏ @DavisPaine 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving http://onion.com/1ygXRkX ”

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      3. Daniel T. Sullivan‏ @DSullivan23 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @DavisPaine

        @davispaine A grand Maryville tradition

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      4. Davis Paine‏ @DavisPaine 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @DSullivan23

        “@DSullivan23: @davispaine A grand Maryville tradition” Braks&2Doors?

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      5. Daniel T. Sullivan‏ @DSullivan23 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @DavisPaine

        @DavisPaine maybe with a bonus opener at barley's

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      1. Mackenzie Chitwood‏ @Chitty1352 28 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @WilliamOtto9 appropriate?

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      1. Nick Veronica‏Verified account @NickVeronica 26 Nov 2014
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        ilu, @TheOnion. 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgivinghttp://onion.com/1ygXRkX 

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      1. spalloween hoonerism‏ @cinatyte 26 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I parsed this headline many times to figure how subversive you were being, before actually realizing it was a typo :)

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      1. Boooolly Flemoween  🎃‏ @JooBilly 26 Nov 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With Night Before Thanksgiving http://onion.com/1ygXRkX 

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      1. Taren Talmage‏ @Ttalmage 26 Nov 2014
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        @natcal25 @TheOnion @SmashleyK00 @shleeeMARIE @Jessy_earls @jspahr88 @ruiz757 @ceeleemac @KtotheRaig More sad to be missing this than thnxgv

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      1. Tim Willwerth‏ @TimApunahas 26 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion That's what I thought too, a six year old seeing other six year old high schoolers? ?! Still lmao.

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      1. Julia Gaillard‏ @julesgaillard 26 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion: In Focus: 26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving http://onion.com/1ygXRkX 

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      1. ThePostGradGuru‏ @postgradguru 26 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: 26Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving http://onion.com/1ygXRkX ” #getready

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      1. Off The Rails‏ @gregoryrailroad 26 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion The onion "satires" itself.

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