-
-
-
@VillasenorAaron@TheOnion yah I was gonna have dry cheerios and a cup of water
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
@TheOnion@jHaugen127 what kind of asshole parents won't drive to Cleveland from Akron to pick their child up for thanksgiving - End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
@miggychunt Apples?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@PaulPiccotti@TheOnion@cecisarertnoc hey I got a thanksgiving dinner from Safeway and I have friends and wine so HA!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
“
@TheOnion: College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving http://onion.com/1ygWEdu pic.twitter.com/PL1W8m50W5”@wjhsmovingpics
-
@NicoolFielder@TheOnion just add stop-motion and it will all be ok
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
.
@TheOnion in 2011 it was a beer and a can of spaghettios. Not exaggerating.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion@joethepatriotic He isn't the only one doing something like this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion nice shoesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion that laptop looks like it's from about 1992 lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion LOL. Love the OnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@TheOnion but like, kid didn't even try if he could get a ride from Cleveland to Akron. Or his parents really hate him.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.