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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Nov 2014

    Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When They Feel Sufficiently Inclinedhttp://onion.com/1ycKAd6 

    11:38 AM - 25 Nov 2014
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      1. Young Paddington‏ @eddieftw 25 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When They Feel Sufficiently Inclinedhttp://onion.com/1ycKAd6 

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      1. Andrew Hansen‏ @Andrew_N_Hansen 26 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When Feeling Like it http://onion.com/1ycKAd6 ” @sheltsmock

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      1. Kathryn F. Hoxie‏ @OfficialKFHox 25 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When They Feel Sufficiently Inclined http://onion.com/1ycKAd6 ”

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      1. ROMONA MAYEAUX‏ @rom48ona 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Lawrence White cops shoot 1 bullet N2 a white person who have a gun N that same cop puts over 10 bullets N a Black man w/no gun.

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      1. ROMONA MAYEAUX‏ @rom48ona 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Lawrence Shoot himself 10 times as 2 te same number/bullets he shot Michael Brown W.White cops shoot 1 bullet into a white person

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      1. ROMONA MAYEAUX‏ @rom48ona 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Lawrence If Wilson is calling Brown the Hulk, then he needs 2 look N the mirror N shoot himself cause he looks like the hulk too-

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      1. ROMONA MAYEAUX‏ @rom48ona 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Lawrence Wilson need not be a police officer cause he is the same height/weight of an 18 year old young man.

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      1. ROMONA MAYEAUX‏ @rom48ona 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Lawrence Wilson said he ran after Brown cause he was scared. Stupid. Y would U run after someone if you are scared?

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      1. ROMONA MAYEAUX‏ @rom48ona 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Lawrence What te decision did was affirm racism. The prosecutor was suppose 2 B N court for Michael Brown N not Wilson.

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      1. Donnachadh‏ @kathlyncterry 25 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion That's exactly right. When it's a question of life or death they can use deadly force.

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      1.  🔮halloqween ⚰️‏ @scary_aries 25 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When They Feel Sufficiently Inclined http://onion.com/1ycKAd6 ”

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      1. Catherine Allen‏ @cat_allen 25 Nov 2014
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        Ugh “@TheOnion: Ferguson Decision Reaffirms Right Of Police To Use Deadly Force When They Feel Sufficiently Inclined http://onion.com/1ycKAd6 ”

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      2. Jada Edwards‏ @JadainGA 25 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Moral: If you reach in a police car and try to grab a cop's gun, you should expect a bad outcome!

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      4. Jada Edwards‏ @JadainGA 25 Nov 2014
        Replying to @InsaneBHawksFan

        @InsaneBHawksFan @TheOnion Awwww...Aren't you a peach? There is PHYSICAL EVIDENCE that proves he did! Race has NOTHING to do with it!

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      6. Jada Edwards‏ @JadainGA 25 Nov 2014
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        @InsaneBHawksFan @TheOnion He definitely did NOT get possession of the gun, but he tried! Tried and failed...shot in the thumb 1st...

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      8. Jada Edwards‏ @JadainGA 25 Nov 2014
        Replying to @InsaneBHawksFan

        @InsaneBHawksFan @TheOnion Make all the excuses you want...Kid goes after gun=outcome that you don't like. Brown made that choice!

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