@ClarkNielson I remember receiving a $1/week allowance for a short time
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@ClarkNielson and digging sprinkler trenches. 25 cents/foot.
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@TheOnion I totally want them to be my parents.. I'll trade mine in..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Parents of the year I say! They're cutting the government out of the equation and keeping their baby boy dependant on only them!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Their best work yet “
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