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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Nov 2014

    Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room http://onion.com/1xuxOTA pic.twitter.com/gDSFHDSDhO

    12:28 PM - 24 Nov 2014
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    • Pete the Killer, Who Was Sally Balls' Brother Spooky Schnitzer 👻 Amedee Drew Howard🌹 dunn Carl Kinsella alyssa bereznak aidan jack-o-lauren 🎃
    36 replies 632 retweets 594 likes
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      2. Jim Sciutto‏Verified account @jimsciutto 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha! RT @TheOnion: Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room http://onion.com/1xuxOTA pic.twitter.com/ctT5JKzlrB

        1 reply 12 retweets 5 likes
      3. LTC (R) Peter Lerner‏Verified account @LTCPeterLerner 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @jimsciutto

        LOL “@jimsciutto: Ha! RT @TheOnion: Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room http://onion.com/1xuxOTA  pic.twitter.com/yLnjITcpSv”

        6 replies 37 retweets 20 likes
      4. Alan‏ @ozzyalan 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LTCPeterLerner

        @LTCPeterLerner Peter, cd u explain this please. Is this a joke or similar??

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. LTC (R) Peter Lerner‏Verified account @LTCPeterLerner 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @ozzyalan

        @ozzyalan it's a @TheOnion supposed joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Arms Control Assoc‏ @ArmsControlNow 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually looks like warhead fr one of the P5! MT @TheOnion: "Iranian Team Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room"pic.twitter.com/aqWp2L0jk0

        2 replies 12 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Melissa Weiss‏ @melissaeweiss 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not far from the truth. RT @TheOnion: Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room http://onion.com/1xuxOTA pic.twitter.com/9o6FrrLdnA

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      1. Mohsen‏ @MohsenGTW 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hilarious! “@TheOnion: Iranian Team Openly Working On Bomb In Negotiating Room http://onion.com/1xuxOTA  pic.twitter.com/usyX2RzdEc”

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      1. American Guy‏ @FeelFreetuRT 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion It would probably take something this overt to get @WhiteHouse, @StateDept , @EU_Commission @Europarl_EN ,and @UN attention.

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      1. Franz Arnaud‏ @ArnaudFranz 27 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @brunette1970 Of Course !

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      1. Cory Cooper‏ @CoryAgent 25 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ummm...it's reallyonly a cool bomb-shaped thermostat for their nuclear energy program

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      1. hubis‏ @tomh666 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jim da Greek 🇺🇸‏ @archangeljf12 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion IF We had a Real Leader we would threaten to Bomb Iran along with Israel and they would back down immediately. Peace thru Strength

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      1. Owner‏ @parks112533 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. millie. moo ny‏ @timewarden1 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion if it invokes anything above simple addition, we know #gwb may have enabled the iranians, but he can't help build the bomb

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      2. Mathieu Hervais‏ @Mathieulh 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jason_manc ROFL

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      3. nobody was killed by a wreath‏ @jason_manc 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @Mathieulh

        @Mathieulh @TheOnion it's good eh?

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      1. (((Israel Exists)))‏ @IsraelExists 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Mazel Tov! You are now featured on my http://rebelmouse.com/israelexists  page! http://rbl.ms/1vH90Mz 

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