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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 Nov 2014

    Ferguson Pool Supply Store Overestimating How Badly Looters Want Chlorine Tablets http://onion.com/1xtZeJl pic.twitter.com/XeXR1GOIlt

    10:38 AM - 24 Nov 2014
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    18 replies 373 retweets 403 likes
      1. G‏ @GTJ32221 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion or maybe they don't want anyone busting out their fucking windows. Plywood is cheaper than plate glass......

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      1. Bill Reichart‏ @BillReichart 24 Nov 2014
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        MT: @TheOnion - Ferguson Pool Supply Store Overestimating How Badly Looters Want Chlorine Tablets http://onion.com/1xtZeJl  - a little humor

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      1. Big Daddy and TFSP‏ @BigDaddyandTFSP 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Edgy!! Here, throw this out there and give the haters something else to chew on. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zABEJwTdDsk&sns=em …

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      1. Mikel Ray‏ @mikelraymyers 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Hilarious, people will get hurt and small business will be looted! UGH!

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      1. Ted‏ @tedreally 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Microsoft have missed an opportunity to increase the use base of their smartphones n tablets: looters!

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      1. jj‏ @AlmanzaJm 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Lol. Its 2014 and some ppl still don't get it. Satire ppl! Don't get butt hurt

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      1. Doug‏ @seaski1999 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion LOL. Can't understand why people get mad at you, Onion. You're funny. Sensitive people who don't even know where Ferguson is, bye.

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      1. Captain Obvious‏ @GenXxInvester 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @RudyHavenstein Looks like a Y2K boondoggle for Home Depot?

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      1. Drop Thrill  🎢 Wes Connell‏ @TheWestate 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Or maybe you all should grow up, or not follow this site considering it's all sarcastic humor.

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      1. Queen B-word‏ @MissBeteNoire 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Not such a terrible idea considering the quick explosive one can make with a pool chemical and other easily accessible products.

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      1. gene‏ @gene2u 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Better safe than under-chlorinated.

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      1. Robert E Williams‏ @centevar 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion why aren't they being dropped liked flies.....

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      1. Guyton W‏ @TigernBham 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @zoeythegreat Thugs, criminals and hoodlums will destroy any & everything...

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      1. Miss Cin? Mist Cin!‏ @SEObytheC 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Why I love the Onion!

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      1. ♧ B ♧‏ @brennanahnah 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion TOO SOON. /fail

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      1. American Taxpayer‏ @53mdr 24 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Ferguson Pool Supply Store Overestimating How Badly Looters Want Chlorine Tablets http://onion.com/1xtZeJl  pic.twitter.com/QEJBF7gPce”

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      2. William Goddard‏ @W_Goddard 24 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion bad taste

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      3. J.K.‏ @keel846 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @W_Goddard

        @W_Goddard @TheOnion Just wait...mayhem will ensue. They will most certainly destroy their own neighborhood.

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      4. William Goddard‏ @W_Goddard 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @keel846

        @keel846 @TheOnion lets hope not...my point was that we should not be joking about companies trying to protect what they have

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