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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Nov 2014

    It Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S pic.twitter.com/qPpslVcjPd

    1:15 PM - 23 Nov 2014
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      2. Ethan Lange‏ @007EthanLange 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: It's Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S ” @NickRettig relatable...

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Nick Rettig‏ @NickRettig 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @007EthanLange

        @007EthanLange this is the most incredible(ly relatable) article I may have ever read...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Ethan Lange‏ @007EthanLange 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @NickRettig

        @NickRettig definitely some quality "read instead of the eulogy at my funeral" material

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      1. Bob Golen‏ @BobGolen 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Walked out the door pumping his fist in a victory salute. The Browns won!!!!!!!!

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      1. star trek discovery is good‏ @Brohan_Cruyff 23 Nov 2014
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        #life RT @TheOnion: It Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S pic.twitter.com/3jg58pQqjl

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      1. Rachel Siegfried Du‏ @rachsdu 23 Nov 2014
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        my life: "is he trying to make friends? is that what this is?" @TheOnion becoming clear browns fan came to bar alonehttp://onion.com/1yFV82S 

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      1. messy egg‏ @Claremonster 23 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion chargers fan here showin some solidarity in loneliness

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      1. DistrictofWindians‏ @dcindiansfan 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: It Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S  pic.twitter.com/uezhMQ878H” 😂😂😂

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      1. drew‏ @abstephens33 23 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @carrieokeyg I've been that guy. Not ashamed

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      1. Geoff Martini‏ @GeoffSoup 23 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: It Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S  pic.twitter.com/YlqYM6nDYq @bnoviks

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      1. Jay Gallwitz‏ @JDGallwitz 23 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion yeah this has been me more than once

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      1. Jake Knight‏ @Jake_knight19 23 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @twenz24

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      2. McGlam‏ @RobMcGlamery 23 Nov 2014
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        Cc: @TalkingHat RT @TheOnion: It Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alonehttp://onion.com/1yFV82S 

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      1. Bill Brasky‏ @luptron33 24 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: It Becoming More And More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S  pic.twitter.com/Izi6f1ZGAq” @HALEYC1

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      1. ChamoisFree‏ @chamoisfree 23 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion And leave alone.

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      1. Andy‏ @therealGooser 23 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Tobey Maguire is a Browns fan?

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      1. Benjy Paley‏ @bpaley41 23 Nov 2014
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        "@TheOnion: It Becoming More Clear That Browns Fan Came To Sports Bar Alone http://onion.com/1yFV82S " Proud to say this has been me many times

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