@TheOnion Yeah, Should read:
Man transitions from being terrified of getting woman pregnant to being terrified he can't get woman pregnant.
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Yep.
@TheOnion: Woman Transitions From Being Terrified Of Getting Pregnant To Being Terrified She Can’t Get Pregnanthttp://onion.com/1z50AfyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion replace "woman" with "couple." Funnier, amiright? -
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@TheOnion I agree should be "couple", and I witness that, and it's "sad funny" -
@what_plot@prollyabot@TheOnion yes. Couple would be more accurate and also less funny.
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@TheOnion And still refuses to switch cell phone provider for fear of losing contacts list.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am now upset on the internet, that title is sexist.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Careful onion. You might upset some people... ON THE INTERNET. That title could be considered *Gasp* SEXIST.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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