@TheOnion But he is still infuriated by Lindsay Lohan's ability to avoid jail time.
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@TheOnion Ridiculous article on a ridiculous fanatic based on a ridiculous premise. Sensationalist Shlock Shock "journalism". - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion THIS GUY HAS A LOUSY HAT.SHOOT HIMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion YOU ARE BEING FOLOWED BY A CAROTThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion best one for ages. Keep it up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion His epiphany, ending western civilization might mean an end to frosted strawberry pop tarts. -
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