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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Nov 2014

    Editorial Cartoon: 'Cos And Effect' http://onion.com/1z4ZmB4 pic.twitter.com/HfUrzET9Kh

    6:45 AM - 23 Nov 2014
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    11 replies 40 retweets 85 likes
      1. Paul Thomas‏ @plthomasEdD 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wins #ncte14 George Orwell Award!

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      2. Robert Jasinski‏ @IteratedBob 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If you had to apologize for the one about that Annie girl, you'd better apologize for this one too. Get your CEO on it, right now

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      1. [Something topical or witty]‏ @GhamGraham 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Not a lot of people understanding this is a joke..

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      2. Lizze R‏ @LizzeMarie 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I get that you write satire, but shaming for coming forward? Maybe we need be mad at Bill for ruining our image of him. #notcool

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      2. Paul Sutherland‏ @paulnajs 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion If this was indeed sarcastic, I fail to see how it's a joke at Cosby's expense. In fact, either way it's shit.

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      4. Paul Sutherland‏ @paulnajs 26 Nov 2014
        Replying to @puppable

        @Woowoo678 hah, actually, that makes complete sense now after seeing the whole image and not its unfortunate corner in the Twitter preview.

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      1. Boo!-mer VonBoo!-mington‏ @DoomerVonDoom 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Is this a parody? #reallythisclueless

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      1. darrell nelson‏ @dwnlart 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it's simple...if he didn't rape me or my friends, who cares! this is America ! where people care about one's self

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      2. Chilo‏ @ChiloNogitsune 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion this is so trashy and is undermining the victims' encounters with that monster, very disappointed that this was posted.

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      2. Spooky Scary Skelesam‏ @SamUndomiel 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion are you fucking kidding me? Sexual assault victims are selfish accusers?! Well fuck you too then.

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      3. Yunk$$‏ @elcow10 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @SamUndomiel

        @SamUndomiel @TheOnion I don't think you get it

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      4. Spooky Scary Skelesam‏ @SamUndomiel 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @elcow10

        @elcow10 @TheOnion do you care to explain it to me then? Since you've already gone out of your way to tell me you disagree.

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      5. Yunk$$‏ @elcow10 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @SamUndomiel

        @SamUndomiel @TheOnion It's satire my man. Making fun of the hoard of Cossby supporters

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      6. Spooky Scary Skelesam‏ @SamUndomiel 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @elcow10

        @elcow10 @TheOnion how do you get that? Because I'm pretty sure the Crosby supporters are not being demonized in caricature.

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      7. Yunk$$‏ @elcow10 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @SamUndomiel

        @SamUndomiel @TheOnion Because the Onion has never released a serious article. It's satire. This is making fun of Cosby supporters.

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      8. Spooky Scary Skelesam‏ @SamUndomiel 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @elcow10

        @elcow10 @TheOnion saying something is satire doesn't make it satire. If you can't back up your claims, you can't argue your point.

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      9. Yunk$$‏ @elcow10 23 Nov 2014
        Replying to @SamUndomiel

        @SamUndomiel @TheOnion No it doesn't. But it's obvious that the they made the Cosby accuser way too evil looking to take it seriously

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