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@SirGarett@TheOnion so, that means their killers were mammalian....
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@TheOnion Wow...It seems, we are really in future now... Delivery drones by an Australian company... http://bit.ly/1C0G99gThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion had they been less trusting, they might have lived long enough to warn us of the danger of trust...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Guess this means we need to keep a closer eye on those dogs and cats.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is,uh,chaos, chaos theory.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Love jihad, maybe? :P “
@TheOnion: Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted http://onion.com/1z4Vwrv ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion told you last week...impossible those dinos never trusted anyoneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Science News: Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted http://onion.com/1z4Vwrv " tee heeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "The only T-Rex you can trust is a dead T-Rex."pic.twitter.com/Ptz5JuZZd5
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@TheOnion And I thought Garry Larsen was right when he showed they died from smoking; Silly me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DAaronovitch Trust is usually evils best friendThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion the best informative underground newspaper in the last decade thank you for your service! …http://thenewmiddleeastsouthcentraltexas.blogspot.com/2014/09/diggin-up-bones-missing-person-texmex.html …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion At the time of press, the lazy staff linguist hadn't manage to come up with the dinosaur for "et tu brute" presumably.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion CometsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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