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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2014

    In Focus: "No wonder the thing hit that iceberg and sank." http://onion.com/1z4R5gg pic.twitter.com/79ctYa6ngd

    1:41 PM - 21 Nov 2014
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      1. lauren harrison.‏ @laurnharrison 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THIS. “@TheOnion: In Focus: "No wonder the thing hit that iceberg and sank." http://onion.com/1z4R5gg  pic.twitter.com/t4DE8FiyvI”

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      2. 1999 honda accord‏ @TomVezos 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @NatlWhooshBong

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      3. big YEET‏ @NatlWhooshBong 22 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TomVezos

        @TomVezos @TheOnion there's nothing a balanced diet can't do

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      1. Tanner Davis‏ @TannerDavis15 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion What an idiot

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      1. Source of Grey Hair‏ @freechewy 22 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion haha! suspect many meltdowns will happen because of this tweet. You insulted "the Queen"...:D

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      1. Stephen Dean‏ @Ftumptch 22 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion not read it but assume it would have resulted in a less direct iceberg laden route?

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      1. Crypto Mayweather‏ @disneycoinshill 21 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: "No wonder the thing hit that iceberg and sank." http://onion.com/1z4R5gg  pic.twitter.com/mi6PIhJNfA” oh you @TheOnion

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      1. Sean Lee Sinclair‏ @seandan68 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/HVItqCOEFr

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      1. Jerry Stiles‏ @JerrySf1971 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Lmao! I knew it. I knew that was the answer. LOL

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      1. Ida Scaglione‏ @idascrabb 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Riddiculous

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      1. Al Patterson‏ @okpik031 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion can we get the Obama's to come to Canada please and run here ?

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      1. Dimitri Vincheov‏ @vincheovtruther 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion LMAO

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      1. manmash‏ @pierrepaquet3 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I think it was CAPTAIN MORGAN who ran into the Titanic because he was always drunk at the wheel

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      1. dirt mcgurt‏ @northsider7 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion you can't change history. Right, @KateCinda33 ?

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      1. Capt. Lilianda‏ @GGlilianda 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion omfg

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      1. Cathie Miller‏ @TomzCatMiller 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion OMG! Ya think?!

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      1. Mark K Murphy‏ @mkmurphIBM 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion wow...this article actually got printed and distributed.

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