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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2014

    Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers http://onion.com/1xKCB8w pic.twitter.com/ceHkICJUhL

    11:34 AM - 21 Nov 2014
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    • 😇🌹 Deepak Kirpalani David Mitchell Rebecca Danielle spooky egg 🧟‍♀️ David Nelson Lloyd Elliott Cre Ash
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      1. Can I cry at MY job interview?‏ @Ominabeshi 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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      1. martymercer‏ @martymercer 22 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion definitely adding that tweet to my site. http://rbl.ms/1q1DRyD 

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      1. Brenda‏ @BrendaSteffen1 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @corvetteBeth That's depressing as hell.

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      1. Big Dog‏ @nonbunk 21 Nov 2014
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        .@TheOnion HR is thinking "We should have scheduled that CPR certification class last week"

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      1. Big Dog‏ @nonbunk 21 Nov 2014
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        .@TheOnion I bet someone is thinking "Time to dust off the resume"

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      1. Cherryl J Bond‏ @abstractdawn 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Perhaps they didn't have enough or no children and were just working themselves to death anyway.pic.twitter.com/GhQXyqqiKd

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      1. Lg‏ @loyalgypsy 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Why are they all just standing there? are they shooting videos....

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      1. vote November 6‏ @stephanhokanson 21 Nov 2014
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        #TwitPicStoppedMe “@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers http://onion.com/1xKCB8w  pic.twitter.com/ir7Ys9Txc1”

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      1. James Mahalish‏ @James_Mahalish 21 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers http://onion.com/1xKCB8w  pic.twitter.com/TWnnylr1EB” @KeithhKing

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      1. zombunny 💀‏ @bunnyhero 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @dmrider at first glance i thought this was rob ford >_>

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      1. CatMom‏ @Carol_Writenow 21 Nov 2014
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        The ultimate in casual Friday.“@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkershttp://onion.com/1xKCB8w 

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      1. Steve Rierson‏ @Sci_Guy_Rie 21 Nov 2014
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        #KCS14 - RT “@TheOnion: Report: More Elderly People Now Dying Surrounded By Coworkers http://onion.com/1xKCB8w  pic.twitter.com/thDqE5WUzc”

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      1. Halen Vyas‏ @HalenVyas 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion That photograph is so unnecessary.

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      2. Ilene Hosterman‏ @kismetlong 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @whatrugonnado In the 60's when I worked in Chicago this happened; the man that worked the mail r had a heart attack outside door.

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      3. whatrugonnado‏ @whatrugonnado 21 Nov 2014
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        @kismetlong @TheOnion Yes, it's not really funny - I took it as satire on the number of people who can't afford to retire these days....

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      4. Ilene Hosterman‏ @kismetlong 21 Nov 2014
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        @whatrugonnado @TheOnion Oh, I know, thought the same thing but was unsettling at the time.

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      5. whatrugonnado‏ @whatrugonnado 21 Nov 2014
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        @kismetlong @TheOnion I am sure it was very unsettling for you, especially at a younger age

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      6. Ilene Hosterman‏ @kismetlong 21 Nov 2014
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        @whatrugonnado @TheOnion Luckily we didn't see this, the door was closed and bosses wouldn't let us look but I was 18 so did upset all of us

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      7. whatrugonnado‏ @whatrugonnado 21 Nov 2014
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        @kismetlong @TheOnion Yes - & work places in the 60s were different than those today - seemed more formal.

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      8. Ilene Hosterman‏ @kismetlong 21 Nov 2014
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        @whatrugonnado @TheOnion Oh yes, no pants and very much a man's world. Ducked plenty of times to get away from unwanted advances.

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      9. whatrugonnado‏ @whatrugonnado 21 Nov 2014
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        @kismetlong @TheOnion Yes, no one should have to have put up with that, even then.

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