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.@TheOnion How Obama's Immigration Plan Would Work http://onion.com/1HvAXKZ
This outta be good....
Step #9 is perfect. RT @TheOnion: How Obama's Immigration Plan Would Work http://onion.com/1HvAXKZ #satire #reproductiverights
@TheOnion Step 6... can I... can I have lunch with the President too? o.O
@davidscottbrown "make space". #thepurge
BREAKING: RT @TheOnion: How Obama's Immigration Plan Would Work http://onion.com/1HvAXKZ pic.twitter.com/GEoA3KAC23
Rule number 5 is the best. "@TheOnion: How Obama's Immigration Plan Would Work http://onion.com/1HvAXKZ pic.twitter.com/rQxHzvfJI8”
@TheOnion how it would work, it wouldn't
@TheOnion In addition to the "Move in Fee", there would be several additional Administrative Fees, also Federal, State, and County Taxes.
@TheOnion somehow you got 'immigration' mixed up with 'world domination'.
@JCSELLS @TheOnion lol that was good. The picture of the Citizen they're replacing was hilarious. #cheerstothedumbass
@TheOnion hilarious until you realize that many would beleive much of this to be true...
Goddamn “@TheOnion: How Obama's Immigration Plan Would Work http://onion.com/1HvAXKZ pic.twitter.com/RARVS0xD92”
@TheOnion suck \ick
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