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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2014

    Gay Man Unaware He Focus Of Thousands Of Prayers http://onion.com/1Hvjfag pic.twitter.com/hE1qZLWMhJ

    9:11 AM - 21 Nov 2014
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    19 replies 233 retweets 401 likes
      1. Mathis‏ @AaronMathais 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I know I'm late to the party, but that's an unfortunate URL.

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      1. Tim Perzyk  ☀️‏ @tperzyk 21 Nov 2014
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        Uhh, unfortunate short link RT @TheOnion: Gay Man Unaware He Focus Of Thousands Of Prayers http://onion.com/1Hvjfag pic.twitter.com/wQmT6ntEka

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      1. Mariano‏ @cociclo 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion the shortened url is 1Hvjfag...

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      1. Johngla‏ @Johngla 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @chrisricewriter More likely, thousands of people were closing their eyes, waving their hands in the air, and looking constipated.

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      1. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Awww...The Onion going all Huff Post on us...

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      1. LARRYTHIUM DWARPHATE‏ @noodlesx12 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion what's great is if gays are born that way, and they're not, then the bible is a lie. Eat more fiber and love that feeling.

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      1. EL PI`CKLES‏ @probablywalken 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion for god sakes Onion, PROOF read. Phucking PROOF READ.

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      1. Junius Brutus Romana‏ @davidromano72 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion uhm, link shortened to include "fag". Kinda unfortunate, to say the least.

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      1. na‏ @underconstryluc 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion pretty sure you meant the headline to read: Gay Man Asserts Belief Of 'No God', Concludes He Not Morally Responsible For Actions

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      1. Timo \/\/ Virkkala‏ @wirkman 21 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Gay Man Unaware He [is the] Focus Of Thousands Of Prayers http://tinyurl.com/n63tygc ” Change to "aware/atheist", it could be me.

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      1. Ed Rutherford‏ @EdRutherford 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion re the "gay man" article....do you guys choose your short links or was that randomly generated?

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      1. Largo‏ @LargoSensei 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion that short URL generated for the story is incredible unfortunate.

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      1. pinkittens‏ @BrizzyBrady 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion gay but he is cute

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      1. gay understanding‏ @gay_acceptance 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion please check out this book about gay acceptance and understanding http://blur.by/1v9JXBB 

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