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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2014

    In Focus | Study: Depression Hits Losers Hardest http://onion.com/1p5KCSj pic.twitter.com/MvOmrxI8dQ

    6:35 AM - 21 Nov 2014
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    • Thom Beckett ɥɔɐquǝsɹn uoɾ Daniel Charley Rubin Sfadj Kevin Hobster 🍼 The Shogun of Sorrow Not-Yet-Frozen Caveman Lawyer, Esq. Matt Bretz AndrewRNovak
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      1. zach‏ @obstructionistz 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion This is in such incredibly bad taste.

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      1. Gajendra. N‏ @gajee 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion not funny at all!

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      2. Mike Giambra‏ @Giarlton 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the one instance I can think of where I think you've crossed the line.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. TheSingleFeather‏ @SingleFeather1 21 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How stigma is perpetuated by the media: an example:http://onion.com/1p5KCSj  pic.twitter.com/6TS55vMa9F”

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      1. Elea-gore Scarestrop‏ @emilyisanelf 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion no

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      2. Mx Alex‏ @MxAlexNYC 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #UF (Unfollow Friday) @TheOnion for kicking people with higher rates of suicidal ideation while they're down. What a bunch of assholes.

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      2. Sock Monkey61‏ @SockMonkey61 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @drhoctor2 OK, I had to look twice to see that it was the Onion. I was very confused.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. DR Hoctor‏ @drhoctor2 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @SockMonkey61

        @sockmonkey61 @theonion No. 1 reason I love Onion headlines: the double take LOLZ

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Mary-Margaret Jones‏ @marymargaret 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Thanks for increasing the stigma against people living with mental illness.

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      1. Shanze Noorani‏ @bigshanze 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion definitely crossed the line. This is the worst piece of writing I've ever read. Mental illnesses are not a joke.

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      1. zs‏ @Gonzeux 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Mocking depression, how classy.

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      2. Kathryn Gray‏ @KathrynGray 22 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I remember when The Onion used to be funny. Most of your sad attempts at humour in recent times just despicable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Mike Parker‏ @mikeparkerwales 22 Nov 2014
        Replying to @KathrynGray

        @KathrynGray @TheOnion well said Kathryn. Woeful stuff these days. Shame.

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      4. Kathryn Gray‏ @KathrynGray 22 Nov 2014
        Replying to @mikeparkerwales

        @mikeparkerwales @TheOnion Indeed. Very disappointing. Used to be great satire - now this!

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      2. Estebiza‏ @Estebiza 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @HFBondsTrader This title is written by demented, labeled "Losers", as well as being derogatory, it is used only by idiots

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ezra Rogue Killer Rapoport‏ @HFBondsTrader 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @Estebiza

        @Estebiza I don't think it's intended to be interpreted literally. @TheOnion

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      4. Estebiza‏ @Estebiza 21 Nov 2014
        Replying to @HFBondsTrader

        @HFBondsTrader @TheOnion To be honest, every time I hear someone claim to be a winner, I smile because I understand how limited is

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