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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2014

    Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves http://onion.com/1x6OyzV pic.twitter.com/AcqS0EklpW

    7:15 PM - 20 Nov 2014
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      1. MojaveTom PhD‏ @TomFrank12 13 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Desperate GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves Native Americans might have something to say

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      2. FormerUSN80-86‏ @JoniHPetSitter 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @lrsrosebud Laughing out loud.

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      3. Lorene S  🌊 ✊🏻 💙#VoteBlue‏ @lrsrosebud 20 Nov 2014
        Replying to @JoniHPetSitter

        @JoniHPetSitter Sad thing? Local Tribe say if Gov tries 2 put it through their reservation (which is 1 plan) they'd consider it act of war

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. FormerUSN80-86‏ @JoniHPetSitter 20 Nov 2014
        Replying to @lrsrosebud

        @lrsrosebud Only laughing at just how ridiculous he looked up there in a suit & tie. How close is it to the reservation?

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      1. Joyce Jeffries‏ @MsRock4Ever 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @Britpoptarts Brilliant! Thank you!

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      1. Injun iPat‏ @chilexxxx 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Federal Contracting awarded is job mass murder to small business. Feds drag out projects squeezing the life out of Vets/Minorities

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      1. Danny Seiber‏ @panzerpro 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @happyloner They have NO clue what they are doing, &/or with what they are dealing with

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      1. Karen‏ @2018Bluevoter 20 Nov 2014
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        .@TheOnion @EricBoehlert dying.

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      1. Brendan Ben Feeney‏ @BBFCreativeEnt 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Like Nixon walking on the beach, in dress shoes, to act like Kennedy. Men is suits building pipes? OSHA Tie will get caught! Risk.

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      1. Isaac‏ @Isaac_Knox 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion gotta create all those temporary jobs

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      1. Annie Tolliver‏ @PooPooPeDo 13 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @ImpactDemocracy Hahaha - Mitch on his knees....interesting...

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      1. Shoeless Dick‏ @ShoelessDick 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @AntarianRani I would not trust a piece of equipment assembled by Mitch McConnell's soft little hands.

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      1. Don‏ @babyberkshire 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @MsRock4Ever we re gonna need a shitload more duck tape

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      1. Joanne Fanizza‏ @1stAmendmentJ 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @theonlyadult LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. manmash‏ @pierrepaquet3 21 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion d ont care my gas is free due to the hole I drilled down the line

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      1. Molly‏ @atomicmo11y 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @MWhipple4 DYING over here. 😂

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      1. S!raj S0lut!0ns‏ @sirajs0l 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion #Desperate #GOP Spotted In South Dakota Trying To Build Keystone Pipeline Themselves http://onion.com/1x6OyzV pic.twitter.com/TCxnat3r1k

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      1. john hd‏ @ycantuc 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @SheilaGunnReid "hit it to the high side dumbass ", he's telling him

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      1. Mickey Keith‏ @mickey_keith 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion lol

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