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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Nov 2014

    Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO pic.twitter.com/QFmfOHRVFp

    9:17 AM - 20 Nov 2014
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    24 replies 318 retweets 398 likes
      1. The Sad Man‏ @danroyfit 20 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/eY2k0HcnAs”@crimbzcrumbz @howamibobby oh mygod

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      1. Damned‏ @xBxRodex 20 Nov 2014
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        "@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/SjzIxep0CP" @DieWeibeRose

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      1. shannon‏ @s_oehler 20 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/BCt78owcy2”@codygoins that's our boy!

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      1. Trevor‏ @TJP4145 20 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/WhP2hFIkju" @gpietrowiak

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      1. Jacob Bikshorn‏ @OldManBikshorn 20 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/ifO7bCZz8f” #DiamondJoe

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      1. Advance Guy Notes‏ @AdvanceGuyNotes 20 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This ------> rt @TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO pic.twitter.com/nH9xvWcgfT

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      1. John Contreras‏ @8813jmc 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Poor Joe....

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      1. Deb‏ @Justustalking2 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Shuhd Alsharki‏ @shuhdsharki 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. The Spinster of Spite‏ @eris404 20 Nov 2014
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        CRAZY JOE! "@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/jvL9siVqOH”

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      1. Jack Lauterback‏Verified account @jackgoesforth 20 Nov 2014
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        Diamond Joe is back. RT @TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO pic.twitter.com/oIUclJAGL9

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      2. Gidget Glass‏ @GlassGidget 20 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey have you met the @FunkyGeezerShow? Hey! Who passed @theonion's? I said MINI-Me's trees please!

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      3. Gidget Glass‏ @GlassGidget 20 Nov 2014
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        Hey honey—can WillWHEATIES and his peeps: Hey have you met the @FunkyGeezerShow? Hey! Who passed @theonion's? I said MINI-Me's trees please!

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      1. W.J. Hennigan‏Verified account @wjhenn 20 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These never get old. #diamondjoe RT @TheOnion Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO pic.twitter.com/A4tKSLwaaM

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      1. Like Very Stable Genius Geoff Litwin‏ @Geoff_Litwin 20 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House http://onion.com/1vt2OHO  pic.twitter.com/ZkIEByAfD0” @Shuff86 @TimBourcet

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      1. Edward‏ @E_Isom 20 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion lol

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