@TheOnion Uhm, that's kinda sexist...
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@loveorchid77 Another issue is the pressure to choose between career and family. Nobody should ever have to choose between success/happy
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@TheOnion just got fucking realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Oh, Onion… “
@TheOnion: “It may never happen at this point.” http://onion.com/1F1Foch pic.twitter.com/K6bPdNCKLj”
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She doubts because I haven't mounted her. “
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@TheOnion hahahhahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: “It may never happen at this point.” http://onion.com/1F1Foch pic.twitter.com/IgG8md50N0” Aka what my mom thinks imma do later
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@TheOnion That last line
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Lol! “
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@TheOnion: “It may never happen at this point.” http://onion.com/1F1Foch pic.twitter.com/OXk1QKXhns” fucking a
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