@HeatherNHeels you do realize that @TheOnion jokes about like, serial killers and pandemic disease and war and stuff, right?
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@TheOnion Cellular phone monitoring year 2005. THE SWITCH from BOOST MOBILE CELLULAR to Virgin Mobile Cellular November Year 2005.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Connecticut Year 2005 Scrolling kyocera royal Virgin mobile cellular phone, The Onion year 2005 Seasons Greetings.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmfaoooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If she needs a practice partner, I'm there for her.#DoingMyPart#ImHereToHelpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i guess it's "kind of" funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nothing more boring to listen to coworkers talk about how many kids they want.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@woaaahhhnellyy this is going to be you someday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: “All we can do is keep trying.” http://onion.com/1F3MM8X pic.twitter.com/8uxTBlESiY”@bnnmhmmd omg what if this is me lol
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It's called "being a woman in your 30s" RT
@TheOnion “All we can do is keep trying.”http://onion.com/1F3MM8XThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We have all been THERE at one time or another !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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