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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Nov 2014

    EPA Unveils Plan To Add 500 Million Squirts Of Lemon To U.S. Water Supply http://onion.com/1yPSXJF pic.twitter.com/ZfqDURwIbY

    10:57 AM - 18 Nov 2014
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      2. Nick Giallombardo‏ @nick_giall 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: EPA Unveils Plan To Add 500 Mill Squirts Of Lemon To U.S. Water Supply http://onion.com/1yPSXJF  pic.twitter.com/7BgPQGcp5I” @cstew128

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Chris Stewart‏ @cstew128 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @nick_giall

        @nick_giall @TheOnion close

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      2. Janet Moore‏ @janearther 19 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BoomerWarrior In other news- Monsanto moves to patent lemon trees...

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      2. Amy Dawn Bailey‏ @AmyBailey6246 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @foodiewino712 is this some sort of sick joke? A hoax maybe? God I hope so.

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      3. Lady Penelope‏ @foodiewinoSF 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @AmyBailey6246

        @AmyBailey6246 @TheOnion It's the Onion.

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      1.  💀 𝖌𝖔𝖚𝖑 𝖍𝖆𝖒  🎃‏ @thenicoleham 22 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion no seeds right?!

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      1. Andi B‏ @alb907 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: EPA Unveils Plan To Add 500 Million Squirts Of Lemon To U.S. Water Supply" for you @lastphrontier

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      1. Nutcrack a'lackin'‏ @Nutcracker_man 18 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it'll be probably be that amount where you can still taste a hint of it, but not enough to not make you gag

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      1. tony d‏ @showofff75 18 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion country time lemonade files lawsuit for infringement

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      1. owls are hooting‏ @hootsheagirl 18 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @HuffPostGreen To cover up the taste of all the harmful carcinogens in it!!!!!

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      1. Peter Dunmill‏ @pdunmill 18 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: EPA Unveils Plan To Add 500 Million Squirts Of Lemon To U.S. Water Supply http://onion.com/1yPSXJF  pic.twitter.com/R91mHJfifV”#But Why

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      1. LARRYTHIUM DWARPHATE‏ @noodlesx12 18 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion just don't stop putting in fluoride, I'm still trying for brain cancer so I can cash in on that big claim cheque.

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      1. Deep State Witch Hunter Mark‏ @Junkermania2 18 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @EPAregion7 sounds good! Lets do this!

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      1. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 18 Nov 2014
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        .@TheOnion finally would drink tap water at home for a change.

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      1. GoodGuySatan‏ @NiceGuyLucifer 18 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion damn , we are busted ... abort , ABORT !!!!

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      1. Damien Wilkinson‏ @DeeDubVW81 18 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Now's that's a plan I can get behind!

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