@rebeccacollinzz @TheOnion treacherous times we be livin' in. I fully believe we should ascertain Colonel Mustard's wearabouts at the time.
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Did the dinosaurs initially meet the killer online?
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Did Britney pull a single-white-female-stiletto-heel-into-eye thrust on the dinosaurs?
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@TheOnion this is a very alarming article! I wonder if we are too trusting of our pet cats?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It must have been Obama that killed those Dinosaurs...he gets blamed for everything.#ObamadiditThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes, and he was always so quiet. Nice. Kept to himself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ARE YOU NUTS THOSE DINOS NEVER TRUSTED ANYONE I KNOW I WAS THEREThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion probably their spouse after clipping toenails in bedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @psiloiordinary It was obviously NoahThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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