@TheOnion Not me!--I'm getting married today to the lovely @hbdrabick!
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Fellow singletons beware. RT
@TheOnion Top Story: More Americans Putting Off Marriage Until Ultimatumhttp://onion.com/117ktrcThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jaysherman22 Too busy murdering Muslims !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if true, this is really sad..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Top Story: More Americans Putting Off Marriage Until Ultimatum http://onion.com/117ktrc pic.twitter.com/nVtBygjmTY”TRUE. People dumb!
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This is perfect. “
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@TheOnion: Top Story: More Americans Putting Off Marriage Until Ultimatum http://onion.com/117ktrc pic.twitter.com/4bQmIPV5kH”#diplussean
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@TheOnion: Top Story: More Americans Putting Off Marriage Until Ultimatum http://onion.com/117ktrc pic.twitter.com/0bQ2LLIgW8” Lol
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@TheOnion lol too true though hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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