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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2014

    New Law To Forgive Student Debt For College Graduates Once All Their Dreams Shattered http://onion.com/117jdUU pic.twitter.com/n0XUkwnSeD

    3:04 PM - 14 Nov 2014
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    • ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️ bannano🌈gavano Kenzie Low Jilly Jesson Media Kevin Anderson Lauren Zero-sum Blame Haublo Escobar whichcaseymichael
    12 replies 525 retweets 443 likes
      1. Jilly Jesson Media‏ @JillyWisdom 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Awesome!

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      1. Casandra Teresa‏ @Casandra_Teresa 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I wish this was real- I'd take a few shattered dreams to get all my obscene #studentdebt forgiven

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      1. Eric Mark Do‏Verified account @EricMarkDo 14 Nov 2014
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        Imagine? Ha! RT @TheOnion New Law To Forgive Student Debt For College Graduates Once All Their Dreams Shatteredhttp://onion.com/117jdUU 

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      1. Paul M. Fenn‏ @Fennsterman 15 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Kudos to the new Republican majority for seizing the day and stepping up with a law that gives a big hug to American young people

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      1. Jeannie Ferrara‏ @jmfministry 15 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion went directly to the website. This is sssooo me! Gave up a year ago. Please tell us more (specifics). Thank you!

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      1. Meghan Marie Lange‏ @mml36 14 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: New Law To Forgive Student Debt For College Graduates Once Allhttp://onion.com/117jdUU pic.twitter.com/FBvtKOdr1n” @elizabethbauer4

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      1. Amanda L. Adwell‏ @CupOfBlondSugar 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm shattered, sign me up! lol

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      1. Brooke Perkins‏ @BrookePerkins2 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Colin Eagan‏ @ColinEags 14 Nov 2014
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        New Law To Forgive Student Debt For College Grads Once All Their Dreams Shattered @TheOnion http://onion.com/117jdUU pic.twitter.com/8RFEPkBFoH

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      1. Sir Bobby Danger‏ @KingOfWinning 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion oh, thank heavens. Finally.

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      1. Jordan Cohen‏ @titansfan009 14 Nov 2014
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        @dmcnally330 @TheOnion o no

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      1. Shelbs‏ @shelbygorbet 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Hahaha this is too good

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