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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2014

    [American Voices] School District Strikes All Religious Holidays From Calendar After Muslims Request Inclusionhttp://onion.com/1sNruET 

    10:33 AM - 14 Nov 2014
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    • chase a.j. curry Robert Thomas Andrew Manning Carter Lane Tony Yates Hey Mikey! HANNAH IF YOU ARE READING THIS GO DRINK WATER Not The Title Y'all Want Me Under
    14 replies 82 retweets 76 likes
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      2. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Seems reasonable.

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      3. Somewhat Restless‏ @alpinerabbit 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @Stevessvt

        @Stevessvt @TheOnion IS reasonable as US public schools are not to endorse any religion over any other.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Derek Sherry  🌹‏ @NotKyleMSherry 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I really wish this was one of your headlines and not actual news.

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      1. Aggie‏ @ThxForAllDaFish 14 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: School District Strikes All Religious Holidays From Calendar After Muslims Request Inclusion http://onion.com/1sNruET ” Sigh.

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      1. MichaelO‏ @MichaelOonTwit 14 Nov 2014
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        You mean GOP? “@TheOnion: School Strikes All Religious Holidays From Calendar After Muslims Request Inclusion http://onion.com/1sNruET ”

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      1. Rick‏ @RickH_Jr 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion School District Strikes All Religious Holidays From Calendar After Muslims Request Inclusion - don’t give Okla. any ideas.

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      1. Rawan Harirah‏ @rawanharirah 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I dont know how to feel about this. Sounds like a backfire

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      1. Tyler Durden‏ @kevinlh1975 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Why are we always changing our traditions? Are Muslim schools going to change so Christians can attend?

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      1. Rodney L. Scott‏ @RodneyLScott1 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion If we could strike all religion from middle east, I wonder what they would fight about then, what the excuse would be?

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      2. Shlomo 'Halloween Name' List‏ @LimeHatGuy 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Well you can't include everyone, so why not exclude everyone? MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!!

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      3. Somewhat Restless‏ @alpinerabbit 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LimeHatGuy

        @LimeHatGuy yes makes sense according to the 1st amendment.

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      2. Leslie‏ @LeslieLNavarro 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion my opinion on this can't be summarized in a tweet ! Really ? It's going to far ! Welcome to the USA and Merry Christmas 12/25! 🙏

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      3. Zafar Khudayberdiev‏ @bianconerifan 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @LeslieLNavarro

        @LeslieLNavarro Why can't people of other religions than Christianity and Judaism have the same treatment? They pay taxes after all..

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      4. Leslie‏ @LeslieLNavarro 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @bianconerifan

        @bianconerifan no one said they can't ! However now they've scrubbed ALL ! Also who said they PAY TAXES ! Does it matter no ?

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      1. Alex Rios‏ @alexrioscomedy 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Is Augusta still open?

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      1. Katherine Douglass‏ @KatherineDougl2 14 Nov 2014
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        @MCPS made @TheOnion "School District Strikes All Religious Holidays From Calendar After Muslims Request Inclusion http://onion.com/1sNruET ”

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      1. Rich‏ @_r_k_f_ 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm taking my ball and going home...

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      1. I'm one of you‏ @used_to_fangirl 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion about damn time

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