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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2014

    "It’s really a special part of our nation’s culture." http://onion.com/1qIzFBC pic.twitter.com/hn11QtIlqL

    9:20 AM - 14 Nov 2014
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      1. Ranjitha Gunasekaran‏ @ranjim 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "It’s really a special part of our nation’s culture." http://onion.com/1qIzFBC  pic.twitter.com/AUROfON61u” hahahahahahaha

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      1. Jounin N1¥‏ @xTMARTx 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @CodyLarosche lolol

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      1. Justin Thomas‏ @jt_aspiration 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @evilapplesapp Actually thats their propaganda not giving the whole story. China OWES the US 18 trillion

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      1. Trenton Carlson‏ @tonoftrent 14 Nov 2014
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        @kaylacarlisle1 @TheOnion they crack me up.

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      1. Kristen♛‏ @kristeniswoke 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion NOOO

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      1. Dominic Hezel‏ @d_hezel 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheFPShow @BarackObama

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      1. Alex Dodge‏ @RadgerDadger 14 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "It’s really a special part of our nation’s culture." http://onion.com/1qIzFBC  pic.twitter.com/lBmoJsQ569”Isnt America just great??

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      1. Chris Hernandez‏ @Parentheses_ 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I doubt the US will ever recover from this.

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      1. Johan Star‏ @JohanStaronline 14 Nov 2014
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        China is coming. “@TheOnion: "It’s really a special part of our nation’s culture." http://onion.com/1qIzFBC  pic.twitter.com/sVeH9hts98”

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      1. Gene Goldfarb‏ @gene3624 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion I've been to Beijing and I'm sure they have better things to do. PS How many economists in that crowd, and how many are Keynsians?

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      1. Todd O'Bert‏ @toddobes 14 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "It’s really a special part of our nation’s culture." http://onion.com/1qIzFBC  pic.twitter.com/1m88Fznher” spot on!!!

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      1. Bob Mattingly‏ @BluesGuitarBob 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @testpilotpete

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      1. Stormy McCaffrie‏ @zincuu 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion not sure how to feel about this one 😦

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      1. Freedom Cyclist‏ @FreedomCycliste 14 Nov 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: "It’s really a special part of our nation’s culture." http://onion.com/1qIzFBC pic.twitter.com/DqXs0K1kTw

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      1. Dustin D'Entremont‏ @SirDEntremont 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @TheKobzanator

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