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@TheOnion: In Focus: Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings http://onion.com/1oT2iAp pic.twitter.com/kiMIDmJlm4”
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@ParkerToyne@TheOnion you totally tweeted this while on the toilet
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@TheOnion He held off for as long as he could, but after a series of intense questionings, everything came gushing out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ebon_drake1 'baters gonna 'bateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@morrisresearch oh dear god I can't stop laughing...so very wrongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He looks guilty.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mocking "imbecile" voice: "That's not funny because when he masturbates, he's hurting God's feeling's, Jesus didn't die for this"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mocking "woman" voice: This isn't funny, because when he's masturbating to porn, he's hurting women everywhere!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Use oil.....it cuts down on the chafing!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Masturbator Held For Questioning" His priest squealed to the cops for the reward. Be careful what you say in the confessional!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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