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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2014

    In Focus: Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings http://onion.com/1oT2iAp pic.twitter.com/RFkS2raU1F

    6:35 AM - 14 Nov 2014
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    22 replies 289 retweets 332 likes
      1. Gabe Gaston‏ @PerryStGaston 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jonahallibone

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      1. Dr. Raphael Rigs‏ @SonOfEmerson 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Guilty! @gjones138

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      2. parker james‏ @ParkerToyne 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings http://onion.com/1oT2iAp  pic.twitter.com/kiMIDmJlm4”

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      3. Tiny Rick‏ @jcbreth 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @ParkerToyne

        @ParkerToyne @TheOnion you totally tweeted this while on the toilet

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      2. Ervis‏ @AllAboutRage 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @RONNIER4NCID hahahahaha

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      3. American Negromancer‏ @BBG_STRYKER 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @AllAboutRage

        @AllAboutRage @TheOnion i thought everyone could use the laugh we've been working so damn hard all night

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      4. Ervis‏ @AllAboutRage 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @BBG_STRYKER

        @RONNIER4NCID @TheOnion Good call lol

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion He held off for as long as he could, but after a series of intense questionings, everything came gushing out.

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      1. Kevin Lookabill‏ @voltronicplague 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ebon_drake1 'baters gonna 'bate

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      1. Denise Bovell‏ @shardowd 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion @morrisresearch oh dear god I can't stop laughing...so very wrong

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      1. 97GuloGulo‏ @97GuloGulo 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion He looks guilty.

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      1. A Ton of Wes Deux‏ @self_fulfilling 14 Nov 2014
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        HAHA “@TheOnion: In Focus: Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings http://onion.com/1oT2iAp  pic.twitter.com/nzba21i4EU”

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      1. Phil Doe‏ @PhilDoe 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/xhL0xIGtFI

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      1. Danny Tweeterman  🍻 🏈‏ @The_Real_DBW 14 Nov 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings http://onion.com/1oT2iAp  pic.twitter.com/xGqn9pQR8J” @thelockdown

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      1. Kyle Nokes‏ @awesomenokes 14 Nov 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Mocking "imbecile" voice: "That's not funny because when he masturbates, he's hurting God's feeling's, Jesus didn't die for this"

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      1. Kyle Nokes‏ @awesomenokes 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion mocking "woman" voice: This isn't funny, because when he's masturbating to porn, he's hurting women everywhere!

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      1. Philip Christian‏ @Pc52Philip 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion too funny!

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      1. George K.‏ @geo1de 14 Nov 2014
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        @TheOnion Use oil.....it cuts down on the chafing!

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      1. Bobby‏ @twitta_fiend 14 Nov 2014
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        😂“@TheOnion: In Focus: Masturbator Held For Questioning In Series Of Brutal Masturbatings http://onion.com/1oT2iAp  pic.twitter.com/hIk5zs8m3u”

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      1. «Harvey Esquire»‏ @HarveyEsq 14 Nov 2014
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        .@TheOnion "Masturbator Held For Questioning" His priest squealed to the cops for the reward. Be careful what you say in the confessional!

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