This made me laugh! “@TheOnion: All The Cheapest Items On Wedding Registry Already Purchased http://onion.com/1qFUFsV pic.twitter.com/R9zwJVSc0J”
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This made me laugh! “@TheOnion: All The Cheapest Items On Wedding Registry Already Purchased http://onion.com/1qFUFsV pic.twitter.com/R9zwJVSc0J”
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All The Cheapest Items On Wedding Registry Already Purchased. ALWAYS ALWAYS http://onion.com/1qFUFsV pic.twitter.com/TLOK4FS5L1” @TheOnion
@TheOnion buy one of the cheaper items on the registry anyhow. At the reception mention how the website told you to deliver it yourself.
@TheOnion 'Yes Virginia, Santa Is Bi-Polar'. He'll be in the 'nut hut, funny farm or Flight Deck for Christmas. http://youtu.be/cqMAUBuQ4SY 
“@TheOnion: All The Cheapest Items On Wedding Registry Already Purchased http://onion.com/1qFUFsV pic.twitter.com/epHrbKYy4G”me
@TheOnion if you are cheap or broke, but a duplicate, with a gift receipt, and the happy couple can return and buy something else, or give $
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